Sunday, 15 July 2012

Indians and Social Networks!

Okay sorry for the long break. Here I am with one topic that ringing in my ears for several days to blog about. I have been in this social networks for more than 6 years. I was and still actively chatting in several chat rooms of Malaysian Indians. Now I am just chatting in one chat room which my friend co-owns with his cousin. In these 6 years of chatting life, I have come across people with all kind of mentality. It is seriously sickening on how pathetic are some. Here I summarize certain kind of people that I come across in the chat.

1. The desperate ones.
Their main fucking reason to come for chat is to find a partner to mate. There is no any other reason. Their mind is fully occupied of all blue and yellow colour stuffs and its a kamasutra dictionary.
Indication : - The way they start the convo is by asking whether u are open 
                   minded or not (this should be a warning sign for you)
              - At the very starting they use the 'kiss' icon provided in the chat.
              - They make jokes like scumbags always about 18sx!

p/s: applicable to straight and also non-straight people (lesbos and gays) 

2. Lovey-dovey ones
These people are a group of clown. Within a minute of chatting with you, they will fall in love with you, attracted and captured by your personality. They will ask for your number to get to know you more. They will also mention "this is mad but...bla bla bla"...pathetic na? Yes I know 
Indication: - Excessive usage of the words such as da, dear, darling
             - Unnecessarily impressed by your answers (even for non-logical ones)
             - Give you their number immediately

3. Porn-stars
These kinda people are seriously sickening. Even young dongachi and dhombis are involved. A little bit of coaxing is adequate for them to pose their fucking assets on webcam. The last we caught was a 17years old girl showing her ahem to a guy. Immediately we banned her. I don't know what on earth they are thinking to expose themselves. If you are too desperate for something, go and get married!
Indication: - Webcam request! ( if you are faint hearted person like me better don't accept!)
             - Very interested on your looks!

4. Fun ones
Here they are, the ideal chatters. They chat in a nice way. They do practical jokes. They know to respect you and also have fun.
Indication: - At the very starting they will make jokes about you
             - They will only ask about you after a few chats 

5. Bitchy ones
This is another pathetic group but specially reserved for girls. There are some girls who go around chat with ALL guys and also propose all of them. Seriously, wtf! Mostly young girls with hormonal imbalance will get involved in this nuisance. 
Indication: - They try so hard
             - They try to be cute
             - Sweet-talking is something that already dissolve in their blood!

6. Annoying ones
Okay this people can make your temperature to rise in lightning speed. Some are slow though. The most pathetic ones are with lame jokes and lame style of chatting. 
Indication: - Hey HoW @re Y@ d@rLinq (these kind of fugly style)
             - Starts with a joke where only they will be laughing
             - They chat alone in the main chat
             - They will never understand what you are saying and repeat the 
                same questions again and again

7. Sensitive ones
These are the people who are not supposed to chat. Make a small joke with them. They will answer you by logging out angrily.
Indication: - They will get very emotional for every topic especially 
                   girls vs boys topics, love topics and etc
             - They wont respond normally to others jokes
             - They sulk in chat rooms :P

8. Maniac ones
Here they are. These people are a group of extremist. As annoying as they could be, they are also the local dictionary of badwords. All kind of bad words u could see them using. Definitely its sickening. Some even say they hate a group of people. For example, a guy would hate girls but then most of the time he would flirt with girls -_-. It is better to avoid these kinda people since they can cause u more trouble than you can imagine.
Indication: - they always speak sarcastically
              - they always have the mentality of they are right always
              - they don't like people questioning them
              - a slight anger will bring out bad words.


p/s: the people of category 2, 6 and 7 are prone to do emotional blackmails that can annoy you to max!

So far, these are the types of people I have been encountering in my chatting life and certainly I am proud to say I always mix with the right crowd. I got a few close friends from the chat rooms who are really very helpful. So people please dont forget to use your brains! Analyse, what is good and  bad before getting into it! -_-



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